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In the year of our Lord 2101, war was beginning.
Lord: What doth occur?
Squire: Persons unknowne hath set up us the catapults.
Servant: We hath received a message.
Servant: Grant thy messenger an audience.
Lord: Forsooth, it is thou!!
CASTE: Good morrow to thee sires!!
CASTE: All thine castles are within our possession, thy doom awaits thee.
Lord: What doth thou speaketh!!
CASTE: Thy fate be sealed make thy tyme, how I doth chortle at thee.
Servant: Your majesty!
Lord: Launch every "longoat", I command thee.
Lord: Thou knowest what duty thou hast been charged with.
Lord: Move "longboat".
Lord: For the glory of Godde.
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