12 quotes from 0x57
>> supakeen: I mean I 'broke' my home keyboard as well.
>> supakeen: By dropping a jug of orange juice on it.
>> supakeen: But then I repaired it.
>> supakeen: Though I will admit it took a while for all keys to be smooth again.
>> supakeen: But they are now.
>> Bad: supakeen: Why would you have orange juice near your keyboard though?
>> Bad: Recipe for disaster!
>> supakeen: I was being extremely, extremely dumb.
>> supakeen: I had this bottle of orange juice and had taken a huge swig.
>> supakeen: Then I was like 'mrm tastes off, whats the date on this' and the date was at the bottom.
>> supakeen: So .... yea.
>> Bruce: So supakeen, tomorrow is the first human crewed SpaceX flight, you ready?
>> supakeen: Yes, I'm ready but it's 40% odds.
>> Bruce: Really?
>> Bruce: Tf
>> supakeen: Bruce: yes, weather is wild there.
>> supakeen: So there's 40% odds they can launch during the launch window for tomorrow at 22:33 our time.
>> Bruce: Oh.
>> Bad: Did you think it was odds of death?
>> Bruce: I did.
>> Valacar: hmh
>> Valacar: All masters thesises (?) here are by default public.
>> Valacar: What's the plural form of thesis?
>> gojira: Papers.
>> gojira: Theses.
>> Valacar: Theses.
>> moop: Valacar: Plural of thesis is these.
>> moop: These nuts.
>> gojira: Ok so.
>> gojira: Want to know how stupid I am?
>> Bad: Oh nice, you're alive.
>> gojira: Yea.
>> gojira: I've never failed this hard in my life.
>> gojira: My operation is the 18th.
>> gojira: Not the 16th.
>> gojira: ......
>> Raziel: LOL
>> Bad: lmao
>> gojira: They had to prescribe me extra meds.
>> gojira: Because i had already taken them all.
>> gojira: And not eaten for 24 hours
>> gojira: etc.
>> gojira: GODDAMN
>> moop: Valacar: gonna watch Versailles.
>> moop: What do i need to expect?
>> moop: I see boobies.
>> moop: I'm confused, it looks cool so far.
>> Valacar: Yea boobies are real in that.
>> Valacar: But dear god the plot.
>> Valacar: And the editing.
>> Valacar: It's like beyond fucked up.
>> Valacar: And the writing.
>> Valacar: It's bad on every possible level.
>> moop: Eh.
>> moop: Ep 1 wasn't that bad.
>> moop: Like
>> moop: It's ok.
>> Valacar: Yea ep 1 wasn't that bad.
>> Valacar: Tho the telenovela vibe was stronk.
>> moop: Never seen telenovelas.
>> moop: So idk.
>> Valacar: But pay attention to that Lucas Barres guy and his sunglasses.
>> Valacar: Also music cues are quite interesting.
>> moop: Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period.
>> Valacar: Oh wait what.
>> Valacar: moop you are watching a different show.
>> moop: Versailles
>> moop: Isn't that what you're watching?
>> Bad: ...
>> Bad: moop: The show is called Marseille.
>> moop: Oh i see my confusion.
>> Valacar: :DDDDDDDD
>> moop: Let's see this Marseille.
>> gojira: lmao
>> moop: If you think about it both are french dramas about politics.
>> moop: With boobies.
>> gojira: Nimbus.
>> gojira: (other types of cloud)
>> gojira: I only know nimbus.
>> Naypam: Straterata.
>> Naypam: Or something.
>> Naypam: Stratera?
>> Naypam: idk
>> Raziel: And something that sounds like columbus but not quite.
>> Raziel: Why do they all end in -bus?
>> Naypam: To distinguish them from planes.
>> gojira: I can't breathe this is too funny.
>> gojira: Someone I know. At her teambuilding excercise.
>> gojira: Had to do an interpretive dance.
>> gojira: Not alone but with her team.
>> Naypam: That isn't teambuilding.
>> Naypam: That is hummiliation?
>> gojira: And they all had to dance to pretend to be parts of their infrastructure.
>> gojira: No joke.
>> Naypam: How?
>> gojira: She was the NFS.
>> gojira: lmao
>> lovely: dux0r
>> lovely: Can you do a Raziel impression?
>> dux0r: Can't, I'm busy installing RoR legacy drivers for adhoc php5 libs.
>> dux0r: Then making some invigorating green leaf tea.
>> lovely: Thank you.
>> lovely: Dudes
>> lovely: You know what i bought?
>> lovely: I have motherfucking toilet paper
>> lovely: With vitamin E
>> lovely: How cool is that?
>> Naypam: I think BBC Radio is free worldwide.
>> lovely: We don't pay our tv costs Naypam.
>> lovely: So they might send inspectors after us.
>> Naypam: Haha, the BBC?
>> BadFurDay: Rofl BBC inspectors.
>> BadFurDay: They would be all like « You wot m8? »
>> lovely: YOU WOT M8?
>> lovely: NAE LICENSE!?
>> lovely: AGAINST THE WALL!
>> lovely: With their top hats.
>> lovely: And bobby uniforms.
>> lovely: And they'll haul a red phone booth with them.
>> lovely: And ride a double decker bus.
>> Naypam: Omfg it's not like that at all!
>> Naypam: They write you a letter.
>> Naypam: Then apparently come and check and say "let us in".
>> Naypam: And you say "no".
>> Naypam: And then they can't come back.
>> Naypam: Because they have no actual authority.
>> BadFurDay: Yes Naypam, that's the first step.
>> BadFurDay: A letter handwritten by the queen.
>> BadFurDay: Then the guards arrive.
>> BadFurDay: With their marge simpson hats.
>> lovely: Only the guards cant move BadFurDay.
>> lovely: So they just stand there.
>> lovely: In silence.
>> Naypam: omg
>> Naypam: Not even like that
>> Naypam: wtf
>> lovely: MY DEAR OLD CHAP, NAE LICENSE!?
>> lovely: BRING IN THE GUARDS!
>> lovely: And they just stand there.
>> lovely: Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
>> Raziel: Programming in visual basic?
>> lovely: No.
>> lovely: If my phone is waterproof.
>> Raziel: Did you test it on purpose?
>> lovely: More a spur of the moment thing.
>> Raziel: I take that as a no.
>> Raziel: So
>> Raziel: What was the test result?
>> lovely: It's not waterproof.
>> Raziel: Interesting.
>> lovely: Yeah.
>> lovely: Tupac is the illest.
>> nonpc: He was not ill.
>> nonpc: He was shot.
>> nonpc: I think.
>> nonpc: Was he?