15 quotes from 2018
>> Raziel: You joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is.
>> Phixion: I used to lift my schoolbooks with my boner.
>> Phixion: You know when you lean them against the table on your crotch?
>> Phixion: Great training.
>> Raziel: I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels.
>> Bad: So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl?
>> Raziel: It means square.
>> Bad: OMG
>> Bad: DID YOU JUST FUCKING
>> Bad: MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
>> moop: I started playing that shit katnip game but then I remembered something important.
>> moop: I'm in the middle of a movie.
>> Bad: moop...
>> moop: Wait nvm first 15 min.
>> moop: Bad: I've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie.
>> moop: For, like, a month now.
>> moop: If not more.
>> Valacar: hmh
>> Valacar: All masters thesises (?) here are by default public.
>> Valacar: What's the plural form of thesis?
>> gojira: Papers.
>> gojira: Theses.
>> Valacar: Theses.
>> moop: Valacar: Plural of thesis is these.
>> moop: These nuts.
>> moop: Wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea?
>> Raziel: I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips.
>> Bad: Opening up is real nice though.
>> Bad: You should try some time.
>> Bad: Just gotta be with the right people.
>> moop: Reminds me of the time I realized I have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride.
>> moop: Wasn't fun.
>> gojira: Ok so.
>> gojira: Want to know how stupid I am?
>> Bad: Oh nice, you're alive.
>> gojira: Yea.
>> gojira: I've never failed this hard in my life.
>> gojira: My operation is the 18th.
>> gojira: Not the 16th.
>> gojira: ......
>> Raziel: LOL
>> Bad: lmao
>> gojira: They had to prescribe me extra meds.
>> gojira: Because i had already taken them all.
>> gojira: And not eaten for 24 hours
>> gojira: etc.
>> gojira: GODDAMN
>> moop: Fuck I hate eye checkups.
>> moop: They put these drops that make your shit wider.
>> Valacar: Eye drops makes your shit wider?
>> Valacar: I don't think you are applying it correctly tbh.
>> Bad: Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa.
>> moop: Lampedusa is a funny name.
>> moop: Lumped usa.
>> moop: Lampy dusa.
>> Valacar: It is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop works.
>> Bad: moop: What the FUCK is a extuessl?
>> moop: Bad: It's my mail.
>> Bad: wtf does it mean?
>> moop: Wanted to get anton but it was taken.
>> Raziel: Anton is taken? Dammit
>> Raziel: extuessl next best option
>> Raziel: ??????????
>> moop: The real story behind extuessl is it was the captcha that I got after trying like 20 different account names
>> moop: Was like eh fuck it
>> moop: tbh all my tries were anton0-19
>> Bad: mfw also tired from late night.
>> Bad: Except it's because I woke myself up in the middle of the night by farting somehow.
>> Bad: And couldn't fall back to sleep.
>> Bad: Failure level high.
>> Bad: The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African wild ass.
>> Bad: Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC.
>> Bad: Seriously english did you need to call donkeys asses.
>> Bad: The Muscat or Yemen ass was developed in Arabia. Greeks spread both of these.