>> moop: This website looks bootleg
>> moop: No certificate and it looks like it runs on a freemium wordpress theme
>> moop: lmao this is so sad
>> moop: Hollywood people be like
>> moop: >create hackers, a movie that 100% describes the computer nerd underworld
>> moop: >can't make a website

>> moop: I started playing that shit katnip game but then I remembered something important.
>> moop: I'm in the middle of a movie.
>> Bad: moop...
>> moop: Wait nvm first 15 min.
>> moop: Bad: I've been stuck on the same timestamp on the last the hobbit movie.
>> moop: For, like, a month now.
>> moop: If not more.

>> Valacar: hmh
>> Valacar: All masters thesises (?) here are by default public.
>> Valacar: What's the plural form of thesis?
>> gojira: Papers.
>> gojira: Theses.
>> Valacar: Theses.
>> moop: Valacar: Plural of thesis is these.
>> moop: These nuts.

>> moop: Wait is diarrhea medicine causes diarrhea or stops diarrhea?

>> Bad: Opening up is real nice though.
>> Bad: You should try some time.
>> Bad: Just gotta be with the right people.
>> moop: Reminds me of the time I realized I have a case of diarrhea 10 minutes into a 1h bus ride.
>> moop: Wasn't fun.

>> moop: Fuck I hate eye checkups.
>> moop: They put these drops that make your shit wider.
>> Valacar: Eye drops makes your shit wider?
>> Valacar: I don't think you are applying it correctly tbh.

>> Bad: Hmmm this hotel looks nice but it's in Lampedusa.
>> moop: Lampedusa is a funny name.
>> moop: Lumped usa.
>> moop: Lampy dusa.
>> Valacar: It is always interesting to get some insight on how the wonderous mind of moop works.

>> Bad: moop: What the FUCK is a extuessl?
>> moop: Bad: It's my mail.
>> Bad: wtf does it mean?
>> moop: Wanted to get anton but it was taken.
>> Raziel: Anton is taken? Dammit
>> Raziel: extuessl next best option
>> Raziel: ??????????
>> moop: The real story behind extuessl is it was the captcha that I got after trying like 20 different account names
>> moop: Was like eh fuck it
>> moop: tbh all my tries were anton0-19

>> Bad: « The problem isn't transvestism, it's virtue signaling »
>> Bad: moop: What does this even mean?
>> moop: Idk Bad I'm not a languige.
>> moop: Languiger.
>> moop: w/e

>> moop: So guys, update.
>> moop: Remember they asked to piss in a jar?
>> moop: I dropped it.
>> moop: Rip.

>> moop: Like before that i was fine being misogynistic neckbeard, but ever since they started holocaust denial its just not the same.

>> Valacar: I've even driven professionally.
>> moop: Valacar: The fuck is 'driven professionally'?
>> Bad: moop: He has drive in his work.
>> Bad: Drives him to succeed.
>> Valacar: I have worked as a lorry driver for 8ish months plus few summers.
>> moop: Valacar: Do they realize how awful the word 'bish' sounds?
>> Valacar: Wat?
>> ad13: lel
>> ad13: moop saw 8ish and read bish.

>> moop: So Bad why don't french have a word for enterpreneur?
>> Bad: We don't have such a thing because we are not as good as americans.
>> Bad: We can't create only imitate.
>> moop: Like that matrix quote, "imitate this".
>> moop: Or something.
>> Bad: Yeah.
>> Bad: You can each take one pill, be it the blue one you will experience reality, be it the green one you will go into space.
>> Bad: My favorite part of the matrix.
>> moop: Don't you go into 420valhalla if you toke the green pill tho?
>> Bad: No that's after the scene where Morphoses kisses Leia but she's his aunt.
>> ad13: wtf
>> ad13: Isn't it red pill

>> moop: 8-0
>> moop: Fuck yeah!
>> moop: Why did it take me so long to try this game wtf?
>> moop: It's f.a.f.
>> moop: Fun as fuck.
>> moop: Oooooooooooooooooh now i see.
>> moop: I was playing against ai for the first 10 wins.
>> moop: TIL

>> Raziel: Erm.
>> Raziel: So.
>> Raziel: There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right?
>> Naypam: Please Raziel.
>> Naypam: Continue.
>> moop: Oh boy Raziel.
>> moop: Just had sex the poor lad.
>> Raziel: Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel.
>> moop: Oh boy.
>> moop: That's no fun Raziel.
>> moop: What did you do?
>> Raziel: Like diarrhea level shit.
>> Naypam: I guess that riding the bike would open your arse a bit.
>> moop: Did you reach the hotel?
>> Raziel: Yes I just finished showering .
>> Raziel: Showering me and my clothes...
>> Raziel: :-(
>> moop: Aw :(
>> moop: But, like, were there casualties Raziel?
>> Raziel: I don't know.
>> moop: Well now you have a story Raziel.
>> Raziel: I even went to the toilet before leaving.
>> moop: Means you ate something bad.
>> Raziel: No shits were had then.
>> Raziel: At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road.
>> Raziel: And run up to my hotel room.
>> Raziel: This was a huge amount.
>> Raziel: Like
>> Raziel: I don't even want to describe.
>> Raziel: Seafood + alcohol
>> Raziel: Not good for me.
>> Raziel: But I swear I went on the toilet just before leaving!
>> Raziel: I took every precaution :-(
>> Naypam: Rofl Raziel
>> Naypam: Poor
>> ad13: Hah, disaster
>> Valacar: Wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
>> Raziel: I've shat outdoors before Valacar.
>> Raziel: But usually I pull down my pants and squat first.
>> Valacar: Oh wait you shat on the move?
>> moop: Ya Raziel
>> moop: Why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea?
>> moop: Just find a cork.
>> moop: EZ
>> moop: Ok that's too mean.
>> moop: I'm sorry Raziel.
>> moop: Cheer up, it's all over now.
>> Valacar: pls moop it's too late for moopsies.
>> Raziel: I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off.
>> moop: Poor bike.
>> Valacar: The critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out.
>> Raziel: Did you expect me to measure the volume?
>> ad13: Well, feel free to use a freeform scale.
>> Raziel: My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough.
>> ad13: roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
>> Valacar: So thats quite bad.
>> Raziel: I dunno man.
>> Raziel: Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?

>> Raziel: I had a whole class about post-modernism.
>> Raziel: Biggest bullshit ever in my life.
>> Valacar: Why so?
>> Raziel: Just was.
>> Raziel: Don't feel like elaborating.
>> Valacar: Well.
>> Valacar: Ok.
>> moop: Very post-modernist of you, Raziel.
>> moop: Being vague and shit.

>> Steele: Ooh i just thought of a meme.
>> moop: Was it a nice meme?
>> Steele: V. good meme
>> Steele: I am an independent nation state.
>> Steele: And i don't need no bloc.
>> Steele: Something

>> moop: Well i started playing after everyone quit.
>> moop: And my sound bugged out for some reason.
>> moop: Audio was completely reversed.
>> moop: Like, right sounds were coming from left speaker and etc.
>> moop: Googled a bit, found people with the same problem on bnet forums.
>> moop: Wrote a reply and continued playing.
>> moop: Suddenly I realized I put the headphones on the wrong side.
>> moop: Rip my life.
>> moop: Deleted my comments in shame.

>> moop: Valacar: gonna watch Versailles.
>> moop: What do i need to expect?
>> moop: I see boobies.
>> moop: I'm confused, it looks cool so far.
>> Valacar: Yea boobies are real in that.
>> Valacar: But dear god the plot.
>> Valacar: And the editing.
>> Valacar: It's like beyond fucked up.
>> Valacar: And the writing.
>> Valacar: It's bad on every possible level.
>> moop: Eh.
>> moop: Ep 1 wasn't that bad.
>> moop: Like
>> moop: It's ok.
>> Valacar: Yea ep 1 wasn't that bad.
>> Valacar: Tho the telenovela vibe was stronk.
>> moop: Never seen telenovelas.
>> moop: So idk.
>> Valacar: But pay attention to that Lucas Barres guy and his sunglasses.
>> Valacar: Also music cues are quite interesting.
>> moop: Valacar: didn't know there were sunglasses during that period.
>> Valacar: Oh wait what.
>> Valacar: moop you are watching a different show.
>> moop: Versailles
>> moop: Isn't that what you're watching?
>> Bad: ...
>> Bad: moop: The show is called Marseille.
>> moop: Oh i see my confusion.
>> Valacar: :DDDDDDDD
>> moop: Let's see this Marseille.
>> gojira: lmao
>> moop: If you think about it both are french dramas about politics.
>> moop: With boobies.

>> moop: Lol
>> moop: This museum is hugo
>> moop: Dunno how to get out halp
>> moop: Looking for a way out for the last 30 min.
>> moop: Also the weed doesn't help.
>> Bad: You barely entered the museum.
>> Bad: Already trying to go out?
>> moop: Not trying to get out.
>> moop: Just curious where out is.

[ 4 entire hours later ]

>> moop: Bad pls I'm dying Diego
>> moop: Here
>> Bad: rip Diego
>> Raziel: Ah man
>> Raziel: If only we were there with you
>> Bad: moop are you outside?
>> Bad: Or in hotel?
>> moop: Still in museum.
>> Bad: ROFL

>> Bad: Also I am getting married in 3 days.
>> moop: To who?
>> moop: To whom?
>> Bad: That nurse girl with the robots.
>> Bad: Maru.
>> Bad: I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once.
>> Bad: So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry.
>> Raziel: Just like real life.

>> how-hiGh: moop how did you quit being awkward?
>> how-hiGh: advice

>> moop: Like 9pm my flight is I think
>> moop: Oh no, flight on 11th at 13am
>> moop: er
>> moop: pm

>> moop: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
>> Raziel: Because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?