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17 quotes from Andreas
Quote #350 October 17th 2018 - Andreas
>> Raziel: You joke but I bet at least once I kept myself awake thinking about how stupid bitcoin is.
Quote #348 September 29th 2018 - Andreas
>> Raziel: I never really thought about it but I guess young me did start to think about determinism and utilitarianism and crap mostly because of the matrix sequels.
Quote #347 September 19th 2018 - Andreas Bad
>> Bad: So Raziel what's with all the places called -plein in .nl?
>> Raziel: It means square.
>> Bad: OMG
>> Bad: DID YOU JUST FUCKING
>> Bad: MANSPLEIN DUTCH TO ME
Quote #342 August 11th 2018 - Andreas
>> Raziel: I've ran into a thread of hilarious anime clips.
Quote #340 July 16th 2018 - 0x57 Andreas Bad
>> gojira: Ok so.
>> gojira: Want to know how stupid I am?
>> Bad: Oh nice, you're alive.
>> gojira: Yea.
>> gojira: I've never failed this hard in my life.
>> gojira: My operation is the 18th.
>> gojira: Not the 16th.
>> gojira: ......
>> Raziel: LOL
>> Bad: lmao
>> gojira: They had to prescribe me extra meds.
>> gojira: Because i had already taken them all.
>> gojira: And not eaten for 24 hours
>> gojira: etc.
>> gojira: GODDAMN
Quote #269 May 31th 2018 - Andreas moop
>> Bad: moop: What the FUCK is a extuessl?
>> moop: Bad: It's my mail.
>> Bad: wtf does it mean?
>> moop: Wanted to get anton but it was taken.
>> Raziel: Anton is taken? Dammit
>> Raziel: extuessl next best option
>> Raziel: ??????????
>> moop: The real story behind extuessl is it was the captcha that I got after trying like 20 different account names
>> moop: Was like eh fuck it
>> moop: tbh all my tries were anton0-19
Quote #330 August 19th 2017 - Andreas
>> Raziel: God damn.
>> Raziel: Is there anything worse than bread becoming deformed in the shopping bag because you stacked things wrong?
>> Raziel: There probably is.
>> Raziel: BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
Quote #318 September 11th 2016 - Andreas moop
>> Raziel: Erm.
>> Raziel: So.
>> Raziel: There's gotta be a first time for everything in life right?
>> Naypam: Please Raziel.
>> Naypam: Continue.
>> moop: Oh boy Raziel.
>> moop: Just had sex the poor lad.
>> Raziel: Including having an irresistible shit while you're biking home to your hotel.
>> moop: Oh boy.
>> moop: That's no fun Raziel.
>> moop: What did you do?
>> Raziel: Like diarrhea level shit.
>> Naypam: I guess that riding the bike would open your arse a bit.
>> moop: Did you reach the hotel?
>> Raziel: Yes I just finished showering .
>> Raziel: Showering me and my clothes...
>> Raziel: :-(
>> moop: Aw :(
>> moop: But, like, were there casualties Raziel?
>> Raziel: I don't know.
>> moop: Well now you have a story Raziel.
>> Raziel: I even went to the toilet before leaving.
>> moop: Means you ate something bad.
>> Raziel: No shits were had then.
>> Raziel: At least i could move fast on a mostly empty bike road.
>> Raziel: And run up to my hotel room.
>> Raziel: This was a huge amount.
>> Raziel: Like
>> Raziel: I don't even want to describe.
>> Raziel: Seafood + alcohol
>> Raziel: Not good for me.
>> Raziel: But I swear I went on the toilet just before leaving!
>> Raziel: I took every precaution :-(
>> Naypam: Rofl Raziel
>> Naypam: Poor
>> ad13: Hah, disaster
>> Valacar: Wait so this was Raziel's first time he shat outdoors?
>> Raziel: I've shat outdoors before Valacar.
>> Raziel: But usually I pull down my pants and squat first.
>> Valacar: Oh wait you shat on the move?
>> moop: Ya Raziel
>> moop: Why didn't you stop the explosive diarrhea?
>> moop: Just find a cork.
>> moop: EZ
>> moop: Ok that's too mean.
>> moop: I'm sorry Raziel.
>> moop: Cheer up, it's all over now.
>> Valacar: pls moop it's too late for moopsies.
>> Raziel: I was on the bike, suddenly shit, panicked, biked back to hotel as fast as I could, ran to my room and showered while taking my clothes off.
>> moop: Poor bike.
>> Valacar: The critical question that begs for an answer is the volume of shit that got out.
>> Raziel: Did you expect me to measure the volume?
>> ad13: Well, feel free to use a freeform scale.
>> Raziel: My shirt got stained, that should tell you enough.
>> ad13: roflllllllllllllllll HOW? HOW???
>> Valacar: So thats quite bad.
>> Raziel: I dunno man.
>> Raziel: Squeezed upwards by the bike seat?
Quote #316 August 10th 2016 - Andreas moop
>> Raziel: I had a whole class about post-modernism.
>> Raziel: Biggest bullshit ever in my life.
>> Valacar: Why so?
>> Raziel: Just was.
>> Raziel: Don't feel like elaborating.
>> Valacar: Well.
>> Valacar: Ok.
>> moop: Very post-modernist of you, Raziel.
>> moop: Being vague and shit.
Quote #310 May 5th 2016 - 0x57 Andreas
>> gojira: Nimbus.
>> gojira: (other types of cloud)
>> gojira: I only know nimbus.
>> Naypam: Straterata.
>> Naypam: Or something.
>> Naypam: Stratera?
>> Naypam: idk
>> Raziel: And something that sounds like columbus but not quite.
>> Raziel: Why do they all end in -bus?
>> Naypam: To distinguish them from planes.
Quote #309 April 19th 2016 - Andreas Bad moop
>> moop: Lol
>> moop: This museum is hugo
>> moop: Dunno how to get out halp
>> moop: Looking for a way out for the last 30 min.
>> moop: Also the weed doesn't help.
>> Bad: You barely entered the museum.
>> Bad: Already trying to go out?
>> moop: Not trying to get out.
>> moop: Just curious where out is.

[ 4 entire hours later ]

>> moop: Bad pls I'm dying Diego
>> moop: Here
>> Bad: rip Diego
>> Raziel: Ah man
>> Raziel: If only we were there with you
>> Bad: moop are you outside?
>> Bad: Or in hotel?
>> moop: Still in museum.
>> Bad: ROFL
Quote #308 March 13rd 2016 - Andreas Bad moop
>> Bad: Also I am getting married in 3 days.
>> moop: To who?
>> moop: To whom?
>> Bad: That nurse girl with the robots.
>> Bad: Maru.
>> Bad: I gifted her a cauliflower on her birthday and she was like OMG BEST GIFT EVER and it gave me +3 hearts at once.
>> Bad: So I was like eh almost 10 hearts might aswell marry.
>> Raziel: Just like real life.
Quote #301 September 12nd 2015 - Andreas
>> Raziel: The barber I was at trimmed my eyebrows.
>> Raziel: Feels weird.
Quote #296 July 8th 2015 - Andreas
>> Raziel: Serious advice.
>> Raziel: Pull the piss opening apart before starting to take a piss.
Quote #291 May 9th 2015 - Andreas Garner
>> Garner: That
>> Garner: Fucking update
>> Garner: Hard in the cock.
>> Garner: Whoredom rife.
>> Garner: Before the update takes fucklong.
>> Garner: Brother shall show balls to brother.
>> Garner: Wang age dong age spear age sword age
>> Raziel: What the fuck.
>> Garner: A sword stands up between my hips.
>> Garner: My hidden fleece sends forth its scent of human oil.
Quote #280 December 13rd 2013 - Andreas moop
>> moop: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
>> Raziel: Because 7 is a libertarian who won't shut up about his political agenda?
Quote #267 October 24th 2012 - 0x57 Andreas
>> lovely: Raziel: Guess what I tested today.
>> Raziel: Programming in visual basic?
>> lovely: No.
>> lovely: If my phone is waterproof.
>> Raziel: Did you test it on purpose?
>> lovely: More a spur of the moment thing.
>> Raziel: I take that as a no.
>> Raziel: So
>> Raziel: What was the test result?
>> lovely: It's not waterproof.
>> Raziel: Interesting.
>> lovely: Yeah.